Ten steps to make your wedding awesomely tra$hy

We survived another wedding season, folks. With August officially upon us, the chances of being invited to any more summer ceremonies is nearly over. Looking back on many blissful marital moments, however, we've learned a lot about what to do and, better yet, what not to do at weddings -- and what we may want to do at ours one day.

So now, by the power vested in me, we present to you ten ways to make your wedding just as trashy as the ones we've been to this summer.

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Cory Lamz
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