Man, that looked like it seriously hurt. One the other hand, it pales in comparison to the real failure here, which is obviously that other guy's wiener. I mean, we understand the appeal of the man-kini -- and honestly, it might even have helped your ill-fated friend by giving his legs the freedom to pivot out of harm's way. But good Lord, man, adjust that thing -- it looks like a struggling herring in there. If you're going to make your penis uncomfortably visible to everyone, the least you can do is give it an attractive presentation.