Department of Higher Earning

In 1995, Joe Arcese, an administrator for a large urban college, had an idea. Enrollment was flagging, and the school had such low visibility that many potential students never even applied, because they didn’t think it was a genuine academic institution. “Back in the mid-’90s, a lot of people thought…

Tally-Ho, Carmelo

Having seen the bright lights of Syracuse, New York, Carmelo Anthony thinks Denver is “a slow town.” But there’s nothing slow about the way long-suffering Nuggets fans are taking the smiling nineteen-year-old rookie into their hearts. “I don’t know about LeBron James,” season-ticket holder Vince Shaefer said after the Nugs’…

Hard to Swallow

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Denver-based Go Fast Sports & Beverage Company is bringing to Colorado the ultimate in extreme sporting competition: The Royal Gorge Go Fast Games, slated for October 3-5, 2003, at the 1,053-foot-high Royal Gorge Bridge west of Cañon City, Colorado. The Go Fast Games will showcase the cutting-edge…

In the Lead

In a moment of candor, the hard-knocking jockey Sonny Werkman once said of his trade: “Two things there ain’t in this world: lady hookers and gentleman jockeys.” Old racetrackers claim that Sonny was pretty good at getting a balky filly to go seven furlongs against her will, even a mile,…

Fools for Foos

Is it going too far to say that foosball saved Shelly Langley’s life? Possibly. But it would not be out of line to say that table soccer altered its trajectory — and certainly for the better. “I’m from a tiny town out on the Colorado Plains — Kit Carson –…

Yanks a Lot

From the beginning, we are instructed by our parents, teachers and clergyfolk not to take pleasure in the misfortunes of others. Never snicker at the girl who stutters, the boy who cannot catch the softball or, a little later, the poor classmate bewildered by algebra. In adulthood, do not ridicule…

Chair Lift

On September 14, Glen House raced to the top of Pikes Peak. Starting at 5 a.m. with a headlamp to light the way, the Colorado Springs physician finally reached the summit parking lot — 7,400 vertical feet and thirteen and a half miles later — just after 10 a.m. Hundreds…

Paging Lord Stanley

If Patrick Roy isn’t muttering into his onion soup about now up in chilly Quebec, he probably should be. After that ignominious early exit from the playoffs last spring — the Minnesota Wild? the what? — the future suddenly looked bleak for the Colorado Avalanche. Not only was Roy, the…

Big Problem

Did Harvey ever intend to become a purveyor of elephant humor? He did not. But sometimes life throws you a curveball. So you make the best of your lot and try to get a laugh here or there. “What,” Harvey asks, “do you do with an elephant with four balls?”…

Plumbing the Broncos

You know it. I know it. Every figure skater in Moscow knows it. Eleven high school kids coached by their home-ec teacher could beat the lowly Cincinnati Bengals. So that 30-10 road win your Denver Broncos put on the books Sunday afternoon doesn’t mean a thing. The first real tests…

First Down

On a rainy Friday in late August, the Evergreen Cougars’ senior-level midget football team prepares for its final pre-season scrimmage. In eight days, the team is scheduled to open its season against the feared South Jeffco Gators, winners of last year’s coveted Carnation Bowl, and a feeling of uneasiness hangs…

Model Driver

Danica Patrick sizes up her passenger through black wraparound shades and quickly lets him know who’s in charge: “All right. Buckle your belt.” One metallic click and twenty seconds later, we’re screaming down the long back straightaway of the Grand Prix of Denver road course at 110 miles an hour,…

Iron Women

It’s been a banner year for very tough guys. Rulon Gardner, the massive farm-boy grappler from Wyoming, has overcome frostbite in his big toe to wrestle again. Tyler Hamilton managed to finish fourth in the Tour de France — riding almost the entire race with a broken collarbone. And then,…

The Waiting Game

By nature, baseball players tend to be brass-bound optimists. Tuned to the long haul, they keep their hitting shoes laced tight amid soul-killer losing streaks, try to ignore bad omens and play through pain. No single win ever gets them too high, and they take a couple of losses with…

Sled Alert!

Nancy Canning and her two daughters, Mallory and Erin, who have driven nine hours to Denver from Kansas City just for this event, wait in the vast expanse of parking lots that surround Invesco Field at Mile High. It’s early Sunday morning, and the highlight of the Canning family vacation…

Heroes to Zeroes

Hold on. This is not the time to ship Kobe Bryant off to the Big House. Not yet. Why, the armies of high-priced lawyers have barely begun to sprinkle ’round their business cards. The energy-drink bottlers and the $200-a-pair sneaker people and the weavers of jockstraps have not yet cleared…

Winners Never Finish

It began, as so many historically significant ideas have, with a vision as grand as it was unique, a lot of sweat and hard work and, perhaps, plenty of hallucinogenic drugs. “Seventeen years ago,” recalls Byron Swezy nostalgically. “Dropping acid and riding mountain bikes. It started as a drug-induced mountain-bike…

Armed and Dangerous

When I was coming of political age, in the late 1970s, there were important decisions to be made. Learning what adults meant when they used complicated words like “filibuster” and “the Senate,” for example. And, of course, deciding which political party to join. After carefully researching the Democratic and Republican…

Smashing, Eh, Mate?

The apocalypse may not be upon merry old Wimbledon just yet, but there are signs: This year, some of the gentlemen are wearing sleeveless shirts, of all unspeakable garments — an offense to sartorial standards unthinkable in Don Budge’s day, or even in John McEnroe’s. There’s been a distressing row…

Brains and Brawn

There’s a moment in his college career that senior Tom Preissing won’t forget. “It was one of the better feelings I’ve had in my life,” explains the captain of Colorado College’s highly ranked hockey team. “I can look back and say, ‘I did that.'” So, did this moment come when…

There Oughtta Be a Thaw

If we can believe Carmelo Anthony, a nineteen-year-old college dropout with some fancy ideas in his head, the Denver Nuggets are about to achieve greatness. This will happen soon after he, Carmelo Anthony, laces up his sneakers and becomes a Nugget. In fact, Carmelo believes he — not some overhyped…

By a Long Shot

On a recent morning, former University of Colorado football coach Bill McCartney and Derek Hines stop by a new suburban course just north and west of Denver to play a little golf. Fortunately, they’re not playing together. Instead, they’re lined up on opposite ends of the driving range. This is…