Just in case you're the type to start planning parties early, you might want to consider what may possibly be the craziest cruise imaginable in that I-can't-believe-this-is-real sort of way. What kind of crazy cruise you ask? Why, it's the JoCo Cruise Crazy, a six-day Eastern Caribbean Cruise hosted by the one and only Jonathan Coulton.
Now then, in case this isn't really sinking in, let's elaborate a bit here. This is a comedy and music cruise -- not your kooky Aunts creepy sex cruise. For a hefty sum (at least we think it's a hefty sum, the pricing information is baffling) you'll be treated to performances from Jonathan Coulton, John Hodgeman, Wil Wheaten, Paul and Storm and more. It's like a weird nerd-gasm erupted off the Cayman Islands and sucked in all the most popular geeks of the day -- speaking of which, where's Chris Hardwick?
If all that isn't enough for you, then well, you're just not made for this type of thing. If you're in the rare minority of dorks with cash, then you know what to do.
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