The Industry

It only looks like a prison bathroom

Don't worry, none of us have been spirited away to some dank jail cell to pay for our crimes and send out the occasional dispatch in the form of a toilet pic. It only looks that way, based on this somewhat sketchy bathroom. Actually, we're pretty sure jail toilets don't have doors, anyway. We would like to thank whoever came before us for not bothering to flush. Or manage to get their paper into the bowl. Tell whoever raised you they did a fine job! For the rest of you, let us know where you think these facilities reside and you'll win the satisfaction of knowing you can find the dankest toilets in town. Yay?
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Cory Casciato is a Denver-based writer with a passion for the geeky, from old science fiction movies to brand-new video games.
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