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The ten horniest metal bands

Getting laid is one of the perks of the trade. Guys form bands with the sole goal of getting their bananas peeled. Most metal dudes are satisfied with groupies every night, but some just can't get enough of the jiggly bits and the furry monsters, so they end up singing about sex on top of that. That's what these ten horniest metal bands are about. Just try to contain yourself while unclothing this list with your eyes, and then go get your freak on.

See also: - The ten geekiest metal bands - The 25 coolest Iron Maiden T-shirts we saw at the show - The 25 most badass local metal album covers

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