Update: Contest is over. Thanks for all the entries. We've picked the winners. Congrats to Jeremy Coss, Dave Shuck and Francine Profitt, who will be seeing the show on us, courtesy of our friends at Soda Jerk. Be sure to follow us on Twitter @Westword_Music and Facebook to get the first word on upcoming contests.
Okay, so as long as we can remember back everyone we know has always claimed that KMFDM was short for Kill Motherfucking Depeche Mode. Cute, but obviously that's a load of horseshit.
Tell us below what the name actually stands for and then offer up your clever acronym of what it could stand for, and if it's clever enough, you and a guest will be our guests at tonight's show. Good luck. We'll pick a winner just after lunch.