Behold, the "Protect Yourself from John McCain" condom

We're not sure exactly how using one of these trusty Planned Parenthood-issued condoms will protect you from John McCain, unless you plan on sleeping with Johnny Mac sometime soon and don't want to catch his oldness. But it's cool nonetheless.

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