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Broncos fans: If you’ve forgotten why you hate Philip Rivers, here’s a reminder…

I know, I know: Philip Rivers is one of the most talented young quarterbacks in the NFL, blah blah blah. But he's also a classless dick -- the kind of dick Broncos fans would love to see caught in a zipper à la Little Ben (Stiller) in There's Something About...
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I know, I know: Philip Rivers is one of the most talented young quarterbacks in the NFL, blah blah blah. But he’s also a classless dick — the kind of dick Broncos fans would love to see caught in a zipper à la Little Ben (Stiller) in There’s Something About Mary. For proof, eyeball this clip of his behavior at the end of a lopsided win over the Broncos in 2007. Sure, the target is Jay Cutler, who’s kind of a dick himself (yes, I enjoyed watching him come up short to the Falcons yesterday). But that doesn’t make Rivers any less of a tool — and neither would it cause a Broncos victory in San Diego tonight to taste anything other than delicious.

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