Douglas Bruce story soon to become a kids' lit classic: Kenny Be's Fotochop Friday

Douglas Bruce, the California Democrat turned Colorado Republican, is the embodiment of the classic bad boy character of children's literature. Of course, he isn't trying to be bad, it's just something that's natural. Everyone and everything that comes into contact with him turns out bad, from mail-order brides to constitutional amendments. He hates government regulations and the taxes that pay for them. His story would be the classic fantasy tale of socially awkward, quixotic stumbler who chases after a white rabbit and falls into a constitutional loophole...
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