Denverites love a scrappy underdog and a parade -- but sadly, time and circumstances don't always permit a joyous combination of the two. The ideal Grand Marshal of the 2010 Parade of Lights would be underdog Ward Churchill, but there are not enough snow-making machines in hell to make that wish come true. A light snowfall during the parade would have the crowd hoping that the Grand Marshal will be Denver Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels.
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