The bold window treatment gracing the home in the photograph above is made all the more compelling by the placement of a captivated angel behind the empty rocking chair. This Sloan Lake neighborhood will be spared post-Judgment Day pandemonium because a wider view of this home shows that security services are provided by angels... The angels in the photo above appear to be flanking the entryway and securing the perimeter of the home in an effort to allow the inhabitants to attain their heavenly liftoff on Judgment Day come May 21, 2011.
On the other hand, these same yard art angels also look like they might be trying to sneak away from a houseful of rapturfarians. The distance one covers on May 21, 2011 will completely depend on the height and distance of a person's leap of faith.
Below, an escaping, winged-baby angel gets trapped in the bushes... Like the innocent angels pictured above, perhaps the best way to spend this weekend's rapture is curled up and catching up on some much needed sleep.
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