Larry Liston proposes mandatory phone book-as-bike helmet legislation: Kenny Be's Friday Afternoon Club

"Look, John! I've combined your mandatory children's bike and skate helmet legislation with Mark's phone book delivery-restriction law to create the mandatory phone book helmet law! People can't hate all those extra phone books tossed on their porches if they are required to put them to use in protecting children from brain injuries."
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