In the "It takes one to know one" category:
If they're still doing it, Freak Train at the Bug Theater on the last Monday of the month. Starts at 8 p.m. but you have to get there early. Beyond description, but it sounds like it would be right up Sunshine's alley for the unusual in entertainment.
In the "Behold the power of the Interweb!" category:
A Denver-based T-shirt website could really work because I think no matter what, people have really deep emotions about Denver. In fact, you could open two, one for lovers and one for haters: DenverMakesMeFeelLikeAFrozenTurd.com, ICouldntLiveAnywhereElse.org, Cowtown.edu, ICameOnVacationAndImStillHere.net, TheGrassWasGreenerTillAllTheCaliforniansMovedToDenverInThe90s.com, BadAltitude.com
In the "This wasn't really a suggestion for Sunshine Megatron, just a random poem we recently received that we didn't know what else to do with it" category:
D Town, Make it a Green Town
Good ol D Town let em hear it Thief throwin a fit over petty shit Just cause we smoke a little green to bring some peace of mind in a time of wars and lies cries and hate to that we say spark it up dark and light fight with words signs and votes It's fine to toke we must have hope that one day we'll have legal bags To everyone out there who cares for fair help clean the air Take the bus Ride the lightrail To smoke we must be loud and not fail To vote and sail over false tales you know what I mean It's their scheme we're made to use nature so don't let nature use us CHANGE
Is that the best you can do? If so, Mr. Megatron will surely soon be shining his lordly robotic light on some other municipality. We can't let that happen. Post your suggestions for Sunshine below, or mail them to [email protected] And remember, we're made to use Sunshine, so don't let Sunshine use us. CHANGE. -- Joel Warner