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"Most romantic" Denver home great for neighbors who want to watch you having sex

TopTenRealEstateDeals.com has compiled a list of the most romantic homes for sale in America -- just in time for Valentine's Day! And a Cherry Creek abode, at 478 St. Paul Street, made the top ten.

One look at its web listing confirms that the 7,066-square-foot joint is spectacular, as well it should be, given its $5,695,000 pricetag. But romantic? With all those windows, all of Cherry Creek will be able to see you do your beast-with-two-backs impression with the one you love no matter what room you're in. Natural light is fine, but what the hell's wrong with some friggin' drapes?

Look below to see other places that will turn Mr. Jenkins next door into a peeping tom...

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