A few of this year's back-to-school supplies are hot collectibles... No-Poop-Fairies #2 Pencil and Sharpener: Jefferson County's thicker-diameter pencils keep tiny hands from cramping, so student's can continue to pick up pest waste during after-school dog walks. The dog-shaped sharpener, illustrated above, also promotes proper pick up and disposal of pet "shavings."
Below, the Mayor Hancock numberless calculator is perfect for recessionary spending...
Michael Hancock Numberless Calculator: The Mayoral Power Pocket Calculator shown above features a large eight-function keypad that can figure top-secret transition-team spending and city budgets without the embarrassing proof of numbers. Below, using the Hard Wood Greek Week Rush helps find the full measure of a pledge... Hard Wood Frat House Ruler: Contemporary design features a smooth surface with "pencil" groove for firmer holds. Numerals are delineated to provide a more positive measure of every pledge. The instrument pictured above will help University of Denver campus Greeks turn their reputations for hazing into rituals for praising.
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