No-Poop-Fairies #2 pencil sharpener keeps kids sharp: Kenny Be's back-to-school supplies

A few of this year's back-to-school supplies are hot collectibles... No-Poop-Fairies #2 Pencil and Sharpener: Jefferson County's thicker-diameter pencils keep tiny hands from cramping, so student's can continue to pick up pest waste during after-school dog walks. The dog-shaped sharpener, illustrated above, also promotes proper pick up and disposal of pet "shavings."

Below, the Mayor Hancock numberless calculator is perfect for recessionary spending...

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