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Over the course of 2013, we’ve shared three hilarious Texts From Last Night collections keyed to Colorado area codes: 303, 720 and 970.
But don’t think we forgot you, 719. With the year winding to a close, it’s finally your turn — and lucky thing, because your latest batch of texts, which we’ve photo-illustrated, may be the most consistently bizarre and twisted batch yet.
Count down our ten favorites below and see what we mean.
Number 10: This is only a test Number 9: Animal attraction Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 719 area code, 2013 edition. Number 8: Make mine a double Number 7: Cry “uncle.” Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 719 area code, 2013 edition. Number 6: Prints charming Number 5: While you were sleeping Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 719 area code, 2013 edition. Number 4: Bar none Number 3: There’s Waldo! Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 719 area code, 2013 edition. Number 2: Who’s for dessert? Number 1: Eat your vegetables or you’ll be punished
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