Joel Warner's post about billboards announcing that Judgment Day is May 21 was originally published early last month. But with J-Day predicted for this Saturday, it's timelier than ever.
And thanks to one of our readers, we know what we'll be doing on May 20...
On Friday the 20th, I'm gonna go buy a Lamborghini, get a bunch food from Sam's and a new entertainment center from Best Buy. You can all come over to my house for a huge BBQ!!!
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