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There is only one thing people love more than Christmas gift shopping, and that is after- Christmas gift-return shopping!

As seen below, It's also the one time of the year that Josh McDaniels and Carmelo Anthony can return what they've been handed, and ask for exactly what they want...

Below, Representative Beth McCann and Fox News Reporter Heidi Hemmat will obviously need to make some post-holiday returns... Representative Beth McCann and Fox News Reporter will both enjoy taking advantage of the post-holiday gift-return frenzy to quietly exchange some unsuitable pre-holiday purchases. Below, a Denver Police chief tries to return his blown-up toy robot... A Denver Division Chief returns to shop for a more toyless robot, while Representative Diana DeGette returns to shop for a less embryonic stem-cell science research kit.

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