Santa on Twitter: Top ten jerky tweets

In real life, Santa is jolly. But on Twitter, he can be an a#$hole.

There are dozens of fake Santa Twitter accounts. While some of them are earnest -- like this tweet from @NorthPolePost: "Ho ho ho! What a busy few days. First chance to put my feet up in a while! Thought I'd see what you're all doing while I drink a cup of tea!" -- many of them are not. Here are the top ten tweets from jerky Santas.

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