Politics

Ten Reasons to Support Barack Obama

Image courtesy Minneapolis/St. Paul City Pages

Courtesy of barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com:

Barack Obama helped you move a sofa

Barack Obama built you a robot

Barack Obama followed you on twitter

Barack Obama held your hand when you were frightened

Barack Obama is your new bicycle

Barack Obama wrote on your fun wall

Barack Obama skated here all the way from the beach just to see you

Barack Obama parsed your error

Barack Obama spent the afternoon setting up your router

Barack Obama took off when he heard you weren't coming

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