Ten Things That Could Make You Drop F-Bombs During the Season's First Icy Drives

As pretty much every Denver journalist with a Twitter account has already documented, this morning's icy commute looks to be the most challenging of the season to date. So what driving sins will likely inspire us to use a phrase that rhymes with "Fuck you" during our travels? Here are ten photo-illustrated probabilities.

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Michael Roberts has written for Westword since October 1990, serving stints as music editor and media columnist. He currently covers everything from breaking news and politics to sports and stories that defy categorization.
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