The real business begins today, but photos offer a window into the weekend's business. Here are a few slice-of-the-convention snapshots from Saturday and Sunday.

"We riot police are not amused by your endorsement of that Middle Eastern hippie, 'Jesus,' if that is his real name."

Any political message that requires putting a replica toilet on your head is one you believe in 100 percent.

"Yes, our airport is 167 miles from anywhere to artificially support the cab industry -- got any other questions?"

"Know why Hillary's campaign faltered? Nobody bought enough Clinton buttons. True fact. Now cough up some dough, Mac."

Giant Blue Convention Center Bear is watching you masturbate.

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