So it's no surprise that Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret will be right in the swing of things with tonight's Beers, Brats & Burlesque: Tastings and Tassels, which offers promise of all the aforementioned, including the lovely Clocktower Clockettes, who will preside over brat-bolting, beer-swilling and general mayhem of the gentlemanly kind. Nothing could possibly clear up a dreary, cold Monday more quickly than that: Tickets, $22, include plenty of brews from Boulder's Avery Brewing Company, as well as the food and burlesque. Go to www.lannies.com or call 303-293-0075 for a must-have reservation. Lannie's is located at 1601 Arapahoe Street, on the lower level of the D&F Tower.
For more ways to rock the night and kill the day, go to westword.com/calendar.