Among the greatest traditions of your Denver Broncos is the rookie haircut, in which veterans wreak shear havoc on the scalps of first-year players.
And no one is immune — not even presumed quarterback-of-the-future Paxton Lynch, who proudly tweeted the photo of his new Munchkin Land-ready look, seen above.
Not that his cut qualifies as extreme. Indeed, plenty of other Broncos novitiates have suffered worse coiffure-related abuse, much of it inflicted by safety T.J. Ward, aka the Mad Barber of Mile High.
Below, see our 25 favorites from recent years, complete with our suggested name for each style, so you can ask the folks at your salon of choice to duplicate each one.
If you're insane, that is.
Number 25: The No-Fly Zone
Number 24: The Misplaced Spit Curl
Number 23: The Unhappy Cliff Diver
Number 22: The Lawnmower Run Amok
Number 21: The Orange Crush
Number 20: The Jack Skellington
Number 19: The Soccer Ball
Number 18: The Furrowed Field
Number 17: The Man Who'll Never Get Laid
Number 16: The Two-Face
Number 15: The Convertible
Number 14: The Tortured Monk
Continue to keep counting down our picks for the 25 craziest Broncos rookie haircuts.
Number 13: The Receding Hairline
Number 12: The Number 43
Number 11: The Rectangle
Number 10: The Asymmetrical Mohawk
Number 9: The Oversized Chin Strap
Number 8: The Slipping Toupee
Number 7: The Relocated Pubic Hair
Number 6: The Elevated Mustache
Number 5: The Telltale Tufts
Number 4: The Rorschach Test
Number 3: The Wood-Chipper Accident
Number 2: The Dental Hygienist
Number 1: The Holiest of Them All
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