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Video: Adolf Hitler wants Mike Shanahan to coach the Detroit Lions

It's true. Just watch the video. Apparently desperate to find a new coach (despite having just enjoyed his team's first victory since 2007), Detroit Lions owner Adolf Hitler recently flew to Denver to court former-Denver Broncos head Mike Shanahan. OMG, Hitler, you so cray-zee!

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Jared Jacang Maher