Estately.com, the site behind our recent list of the ten best states for hippies, has a new target: the Internet search quirks of all fifty states, including Colorado, produced by running "hundreds of search queries through Google Trends to determine which words, terms and questions each state was searching for more than any other."
The results may not truly show what people in each state search for the most -- we're guessing residents of South Dakota don't limit themselves to queries about a single shitty Canadian rock band -- but they sure are funny. Check out Estately's info for all fifty states plus the District of Columbia, photo-illustrated for your pleasure, and click here to visit the original post.
Montana Bill O'Reilly (TV host) / Gun Rights / National Rifle Association / Meth Alaska Adult Friend Finder / AR-15 / Bestiality / Bird Watching / Couch Surfing / Mail Order Bride / Pull Tabs / Sarah Palin Hawaii Buddha / Cock Fighting / North Korea / Rastafari Movement / Slam Poetry / Spam Recipe Michigan Knock-Knock Jokes / Little Caesars / Omelette / Taco Bell / Topless Bar / Where do babies come from? Maryland Crabs / David Hasselhoff / "House of Cards" (TV show) / Kickball / National Football League / Skate or Die / What is Twitter? Illinois Burrito / Deep Dish Pizza / Dennis Rodman (idiot) / Golf Injury / Oasis (band) / Pizza / Racist Jokes / Thin Crust Pizza / "Workaholics" (TV show) Connecticut The Dave Matthews Band (band) / Hearing Voices / Pepperidge Farms / Wu-Tang Clan (rap group) Maine Cat Pics / How to roll a joint / Growing Marijuana / Michael Flatley's "Lord of the Dance" Arkansas Atkins Diet / End of Days / Lap Band Surgery / Learn to Read / Walmart Jobs Oregon Allah / Sex / Spork Continue to learn Estately's picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado. Minnesota Football / Hipster / Personal Injury Lawyer / Rollerblading / Synchronized Swimming / Women's National Basketball Association Washington, D.C. Congressional Investigation / Lobbyist Jobs / C.I.A. / Hillary Clinton / Ronald Reagan / Republican Party / Democratic Party New Hampshire Cats / Ellen Degeneres (TV host) / Fireworks / Free Kittens / Live Free or Die / Ron Paul Delaware Delaware, Joe Biden, What Is Delaware? South Dakota Nickelback New York Bail Money / Bed Bugs / Bill Maher (comedian) / Darwinism / Fur Coats / George Michael (singer) / Hangover Remedy / Marrying Cousin / Propecia / Sniffing Glue Georgia Athlete's Foot / Butt Implants / Cooking Crack / Divorce / Spanx / Weave / What is tofu? Idaho Bigfoot, Caramel Corn, Potato, Unicorns Indiana Avon / Creationism / Communism / Diabetes / I have a rash /Jared Fogle (Subway spokesman) / Pacifism Kansas Hoof and Mouth Disease / "How I Met Your Mother" (TV show) / Toupee Continue to learn Estately's picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado. Kentucky Black Friday / Bowling / Creed (band) / Demonic Possession / Lyrics to Happy Birthday / New Year's Resolution / Obama Is the Antichrist (tied with Alabama) / Whores Missouri Family Circus (comic) / Nelly (rapper) Iowa Bacon / Corn / County Fair / Drake (sadly, not the rapper) / First Amendment / Gay Marriage Nebraska Jazzercise / Shuffleboard Texas Are dinosaurs real? / Are zombies real? / The Bill of Rights / Boogers / Calf Implants / Can dogs talk? / Chupacrabra / Curves International (company) / Do I have herpes? / Does beer make you fat? / Government Mind Control / How to cook meth? / How to sell your soul to the Devil? / Justin Bieber (singer) / Krunk / Meth Recipes / Porn / Purple Drank / Rodeo / Snake Bites / Tacos Rhode Island Andre the Giant / Beer Pong / Blumpkins / How to roll a blunt? / MSNBC Wyoming Ann Coulter / The Constitution / Crank / Rush Limbaugh / Sheep / Socialism New Mexico Frito Pie / Juggalos / Peyote / U.F.O. North Carolina Barbecue / Charles Barkley's Golf Swing / White Snake (band) / Your Mama Jokes Oklahoma Atheism / Benghazi / Miley Cyrus / Noodling / Obama Muslim / Pat Robertson / PT Cruiser Continue to learn Estately's picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado. Tennessee Elvis Presley / Is my wife cheating? Nevada Bitcoin / Breast Implants / Gamblers Anonymous / Great White (band) / Guy Fiery (TV chef) / Online Poker / Quiet Riot (band) / Tattoo Removal Utah The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints / Def Leppard (band) / Demolition Derby / Girls Gone Wild / Global Warming Hoax / Jay Leno / Kama Sutra / Laser Hair Removal / Magic Tricks / Mustaches / Star Trek / Star Wars / Twinkie / Tinder / Twilight (book series) / Weird Al Yankovic (singer) / What is the internet? Vermont Kale Recipe / Annie Lennox (musician) / "The Daily Show" (TV show) / Gwar (band) / Poetry / Phish (band) / LSD / Stephen Colbert Washington Circumcision / Dungeons & Dragons / Gluten / Judas Priest (band) / Non-Alcoholic Beer / Pho, Quinoa / Rachel Maddow (TV Host) / Unicorn Tattoo / Happy Hour West Virginia Anarchy / Belly Button Piercing / Cat Videos / Conspiracy Theories / Ferrets / Ghosts / How to make moonshine? / Infected Piercing / Meat Loaf Recipe / Methadone / Nancy Grace / Scabies / Second Amendment / Steroids / Vampires / Who let the dogs out? Pennsylvania Back Shaving / Beer / Competitive Eating / Eagles (band) / Freedom / Furries / Heroin / Jello Wrestling / Madden NFL (video game) / Malt Liquor / "Married With Children" (TV show), Major League Baseball / National Hockey League / Online Dating / Oxycodone / Partying / Taylor Swift (singer) / What is ketchup? Virginia Barney & Friends (TV show)/ Blackeyed Peas (music group) / Che Guevara / Evolution / Farmville / Shakira (singer) Florida Alligator Wrestling / Botox / Eyebrow Piercing / Hulk Hogan / Juviderm / Lice / Mazda Miata / MDMA / Obamacare / Stand Your Ground / Swingers / Viagra / What is sarcasm? California Alcoholics Anonymous / Bros Before Hos / Dandruff Cure / Food Poisoning / Google Glass / Kim Kardashian / Meat is Murder / Paris Hilton / Pokemon / Rogaine / What does Siri look like? Continue to learn Estately's picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado. Wisconsin Beanie Babies / Green Party / Log Rolling / Menthol Cigarettes / Mike's Hard Lemonade / Oprah's Book Club / Survival Shelter South Carolina The Benghazi Attack / Golf / Hootie & the Blowfish (band) / Nudist Colony Alabama FOX News / God / Impeach Obama / Jesus / Jessica Simpson / Obama Is The Antichrist / Polka / Satan Arizona Conjugal Visits / Hippies / Scorpion Sting / How are babies made? Ohio Lebron James / Libertarian / P90X / Raccoon Hunting / Weight Watchers North Dakota Aliens / Chewing Tobacco / Curling / Fergie (singer) / Figure Skating / Mötley Crüe Mississippi Candy Crush / Codeine / Dog Fighting / Lose Weight / Making Crack / Tupac Is Alive / Twerking / What is Instagram? Louisiana Alligator Hunting / Channing Tatum / "Golden Girls" (TV show) / Paternity Test / Pope Francis Massachusetts Canadian Men / Eyebrow Waxing / George Costanza / Hangover Cure / Muppets / PCP / Tinder / Yoga New Jersey Bon Jovi / Britney Spears / Cure for Baldness / Girdles / New Jersey Jokes / Pantaloons / Six Pack Abs / Teletubbies / Thumb Wrestling Colorado CrossFit / Marijuana / Paleo Diet / Rocky Mountain Oysters / Tim Tebow
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