What the hell is that on Chauncey Billups' lip?

Some of the celebrities who take part in the long-running "Got Milk" campaign pull off the moo-curdling look better than others. Chauncey Billups, for instance, actually looks kind of distinguished, as if he's rocking a gray 'stache in keeping with his status as one of the NBA's elder statesmen -- as opposed to seeming as if he's fresh from an especially spunky knob job, like skateboard heartthrob Ryan Sheckler and virginal battlefield lover Jordin Sparks, who are also featured in the current MilkPEP promotion aimed at schools during the fall semester. Get a look at them below.
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Michael Roberts has written for Westword since October 1990, serving stints as music editor and media columnist. He currently covers everything from breaking news and politics to sports and stories that defy categorization.
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