Bikini-clad models/baristas coming very, very soon to Aurora

Bikini-clad models/baristas coming very, very soon to Aurora

Right, so I just received the following e-mail from Perky Cups, which, as you can gather from the note, is apparently a java joint -- maybe -- that employs bikini-clad females.

Lori,

Hello. We are Perky Cups. Denver/Auroras first Bikini Model Baristas coffee shop. We are having a grand opening Friday November 20th and Saturday November 21st, 2009.

We are located at 12101 E. Iliff Ave. Unit A Aurora, CO 80014, where the old Peaberry's use to be. We are open from 6am to 7pm M-F. Please come by and see us and have a Mocha on us!

Thank you, Perky Cups!

I can only conclude that the discriminating folks at Perky Cups assumed I had the perky goods to pour a decent mocha; otherwise, the subject header of said e-mail -- ** Bikini Barista** TONS of TIP$ ** (Aurora) -- was nothing more than a cruel joke.

Happy Friday, kids.

We use cookies to collect and analyze information on site performance and usage, and to enhance and customize content and advertisements. By clicking 'X' or continuing to use the site, you agree to allow cookies to be placed. To find out more, visit our cookies policy and our privacy policy.

Newsletters

All-access pass to the top stories, events and offers around town.

  • Top Stories
    Send:

Newsletters

All-access pass to top stories, events and offers around town.

Sign Up >

No Thanks!

Remind Me Later >