"What's beefy, smothered in cheese, loaded with your favorite condiments and blended to creamy perfection? Jamba Juice's new Cheeseburger Chill smoothie, of course!" reads this nauseau-inducing missive. " With other quick service restaurant companies thriving on the most popular American dish of all time, Jamba has decided to enter the fray -- taking the burger to a whole new level, in a total Jamba way."
And in that total Jamba way, it's just a gag (literally) designed to get you to the website cheeseburgerchill.com, where you can watch a video and then get a $1 off deal on any of the Jamba smoothies -- none of which include cheeseburgers.
By the way, the Jamba e-mail ends with this sign-off: "Stay Real."