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Five reasons why Guy Fieri should drive to Douchebagistan and never come back

Guy Fieri is getting more bad press than Congress and/or Lindsay Lohan right now -- okay, maybe the same amount of rotten press, but that's still plenty -- all apparently inspired by the review that Pete Wells, restaurant critic for the New York Times, just gave Fieri's brand-new restaurant, Guy's American Kitchen & Bar.

But all these new haters are coming late to the game. I've been an anti-fan of Fieri since the late '90s.

And I have lots of reasons. Here are my top five for why I consider Guy Fieri a douche.

See also: -Guy Fieri dives into Denver -Guy Fieri: A reader review -Guy Fieri brings the circus to Denver

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Jenn Wohletz
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