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Six absurdly naughty food porn pics

When you think of porn, do the images popping into your sex-deprived skull remind you of the time you nailed that hot sorority chick, or perhaps when you were dressed in nothing but a smile and opened the door to the casa of love?

Hold on to those warm and fuzzy thoughts, because these are not those pictures. (Eye bleach available upon request.)

What a woman in a perpetual state of readiness might look like after Thanksgiving dinner. Who loves boobies? Even better, who loves boobies for breakfast? Like most men, I'm a big fan of tits and eggs on a Sunday morning. We all know that men love hot dogs, but did you know that women love wieners by the skin of their teeth? Mom always said to eat your vegetables. But in this case, I'm going to make an exception. But isn't he cute? And, look, mom, he's so big! Rectum? I hardly even knew him! Butt seriously: While this isn't technically a food porn pic, it's proof that people will eat out of just about anything, including a big-ass ass. My favorite dish has gotta be roast beef -- rare with just a hint of pink in the center and a layer of fat on the outside. Toss in a bit of my special creamy dressing and that, right there, is dinner.

Just curious: What are you gonna eat tonight?

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