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Ten worst restaurant freak-outs

When you're forking over $6 for your coffee, $5 for a footlong sandwich, or $2 for a blended ice-cream thingy, you're typically calm, cool and collected, right? We know you're not one of those problem customers -- they of the scream-insult-and-kick variety, all pissed off because of an incorrect order or otherwise small infraction. We call those people spoiled adults, hypoglycemics, or the uninitiated -- they who have simply never worked in the restaurant industry. But watch out, because they will fucking choke you out, bro if they don't get their Big Mac.

In the spirit of normal people acting awfully, here's a compendium of the ten worst restaurant freak-outs.

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