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The Grim Reaper Will Be Enforcing Social Distancing in Colorado

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Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Universal Pictures, 1983.
In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, death knocks on the door of a dinner party. Guests there discover they've all met their fate, in the form of an ill-prepared salmon mousse.

The moral here: No matter how much you're dying to mix up your diet, beware what's in the pantry.
"There is no enforcement authority here," Governor Jared Polis said during his March 22 announcement imploring Coloradans to reduce the spread of coronovirus by cutting down on workplace proximity, reducing trips to gain essential goods, and limiting outdoor recreation. "There’s a far greater enforcement authority in these matters, and his name is the Grim Reaper."

In case you're unfamiliar with the Grim Reaper, we pulled together this handy guide. Now, be careful out there!