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The 2009 Deuce Coupe
More driving excitement created by Chrysler and Denver TV station CW2 "The Deuce," the Deuce Coupe is a fecal-diesel/electric hybrid that is perfect for the urban-centric lifestyle. The body is made from four scratch-and-dent-resistant porta-potties that can be left unlocked in high-foot-traffic parking areas to encourage passersby to "do a deuce" and fill the fecal fuel tanks for free! The Deuce Coupe also saves time by allowing for fewer road-trip rest stops.
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