To guarantee you earn a golden ticket, be sure to include some of these comments in your application:
-- Dream to donate significant trust fund to a candidate who truly moves me
-- Believe nation is half ready to elect an African American president, making Obama the perfect candidate
-- When heard John McCain's ad calling Obama a celebrity, threw down my US Weekly in disgust ...
-- Seem to have purchased domain name “ObamaForPresident.com” in 2000 in fit of crazed online spending
-- Day isn’t complete until I’ve cold-called 50 people and asked for money
-- Will arrive at stadium in pedal-powered wagon that turns carbon emissions into thriving Denver Daisies
-- Want to be at Invesco when the Democrats nominate John Elway to come out of retirement
-- Card-carrying member of WWAC, “White Working-Class Association of Citizens”
-- Undecided, easily swayed by cheering
-- 3.5 million people who read my blog are undecided, easily swayed by cheering
-- Have basement full of banner and political button-making materials and no idea what to do with them.
-- Dying to see the man who tuned Chris Matthews gay.
-- Have 400,000 undecided, voting-age relatives in Ohio
-- Every time see a television camera, compelled to rip off shirt to reveal red, white and blue “Change” tattoo
-- Curious if three-point shot will be repeated with 50-yard field goal attempt
-- Promise to leave head scarf at home
-- Joel Warner