The Top Five Reasons Why Ramen Noodles Are Tasty Little Death Traps

As if the news hasn't been depressing enough forever lately, now ramen noodles are back in it, getting a bad rap -- what could be worse than that? Apparently America's favorite college-diet staple is all set to fuck up stomachs, destroy lives and even shove some folks into their cold graves, all while looking just as innocent and delicious as they always do.

Here's a list of the top five reasons why ramen noodles are tasty little death traps. Apparently they will kill you good and dead, even the Oriental flavoring -- the best of the ramen powder packets.

See also: Pho and ramen: The differences will bowl you over

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