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Reader: Into spanking? How about listening to Mitt Romney’s speech

Fifty Shades of Grey -- The Classical Album, complete with fifteen selections that shlocky author E.L. James swears inspired her as she wrote her BDSM trilogy, hits stores today. But if you like more modern kink, you're wasting money if you buy the album, says Jenn Wohletz. Instead, she served...
By Patricia CalhounSeptember 11, 2012
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Fifty Shades of Grey — The Classical Album, complete with fifteen selections that shlocky author E.L. James swears inspired her as she wrote her BDSM trilogy, hits stores today.

But if you like more modern kink, you’re wasting money if you buy the album, says Jenn Wohletz. Instead, she served her own five choices for playtime inspiration

And Moose has another suggestion:

Mitt Romney’s RNC speech.

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He must be a dominant. Read Jenn’s list here, and add your own suggestions below.

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Patricia Calhoun is editor emeritus of Westword, the alt-weekly she co-founded in September 1977. She was editor-in-chief from 1977-2026. She’s been inducted into the Colorado Press Association Hall of Fame, the Association of Alternative Newsmedia Hall of Fame and the Colorado Restaurant Association Hall of Fame (probably for her bar tab). She’s received dozens of local, state and national awards for writing, including first place for feature writing and first place for column writing with the Society of Professional Journalists, and is a weekly commentator on Colorado Inside Out, PBS12’s public affairs roundtable.

patricia.calhoun@westword.com

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