Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720

A couple of months ago, we paid tribute to Texts From Last Night, one of the funniest sites on the web, with a collection of our top ten texts from the 303 area code. But those are hardly the only digits in these parts -- and it turns out texts...
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A couple of months ago, we paid tribute to Texts From Last Night, one of the funniest sites on the web, with a collection of our top ten texts from the 303 area code.

But those are hardly the only digits in these parts — and it turns out texts from the 720 area code are at least as hilarious, if not more so. Count down our ten faves below.

Number 10: Tears of a clown

Number 9: Suck on this

Click to continue counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720.

Number 8: Cold-blooded

Number 7: Strap-on rodent

Click to continue counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720.

Number 6: Passing class

Number 5: Don’t eat the yellow mints

Click to continue counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720.

Number 4: Spin cycle

Number 3: Lost and not found

Click to continue counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720.

Number 2: Parent pride

Number 1: The Hangover III
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