Jezebel asks: Should you f*ck Tim Tebow?

A lot of questions have been asked about Tim Tebow lately. But here's one we never thought to pose: Should you fuck him? The folks at Jezebel.com not only raise this subject, but attempt to answer the query via a hilarious infographic that serves as a guide to anyone thinking...

By Michael RobertsDecember 16, 2011

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A lot of questions have been asked about Tim Tebow lately. But here’s one we never thought to pose: Should you fuck him?

The folks at Jezebel.com not only raise this subject, but attempt to answer the query via a hilarious infographic that serves as a guide to anyone thinking of choosing The Chosen One. Ever lit a menorah? Keep it zipped. Think Tebowing is mean? Go for it!

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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