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Estately.com, the site behind our recent list of the ten best states for hippies, has a new target: the Internet search quirks of all fifty states, including Colorado, produced by running “hundreds of search queries through Google Trends to determine which words, terms and questions each state was searching for more than any other.”
The results may not truly show what people in each state search for the most — we’re guessing residents of South Dakota don’t limit themselves to queries about a single shitty Canadian rock band — but they sure are funny. Check out Estately’s info for all fifty states plus the District of Columbia, photo-illustrated for your pleasure, and click here to visit the original post.
Montana
Bill O’Reilly (TV host) / Gun Rights / National Rifle Association / Meth
Alaska
Adult Friend Finder / AR-15 / Bestiality / Bird Watching / Couch Surfing / Mail Order Bride / Pull Tabs / Sarah Palin
Hawaii
Buddha / Cock Fighting / North Korea / Rastafari Movement / Slam Poetry / Spam Recipe
Michigan
Knock-Knock Jokes / Little Caesars / Omelette / Taco Bell / Topless Bar / Where do babies come from?
Maryland
Crabs / David Hasselhoff / “House of Cards” (TV show) / Kickball / National Football League / Skate or Die / What is Twitter?
Illinois
Burrito / Deep Dish Pizza / Dennis Rodman (idiot) / Golf Injury / Oasis (band) / Pizza / Racist Jokes / Thin Crust Pizza / “Workaholics” (TV show)
Connecticut
The Dave Matthews Band (band) / Hearing Voices / Pepperidge Farms / Wu-Tang Clan (rap group)
Maine
Cat Pics / How to roll a joint / Growing Marijuana / Michael Flatley’s “Lord of the Dance”
Arkansas
Atkins Diet / End of Days / Lap Band Surgery / Learn to Read / Walmart Jobs
Oregon
Allah / Sex / Spork
Continue to learn Estately’s picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado.
Minnesota
Football / Hipster / Personal Injury Lawyer / Rollerblading / Synchronized Swimming / Women’s National Basketball Association
Washington, D.C.
Congressional Investigation / Lobbyist Jobs / C.I.A. / Hillary Clinton / Ronald Reagan / Republican Party / Democratic Party
New Hampshire
Cats / Ellen Degeneres (TV host) / Fireworks / Free Kittens / Live Free or Die / Ron Paul
Delaware
Delaware, Joe Biden, What Is Delaware?
South Dakota
Nickelback
New York
Bail Money / Bed Bugs / Bill Maher (comedian) / Darwinism / Fur Coats / George Michael (singer) / Hangover Remedy / Marrying Cousin / Propecia / Sniffing Glue
Georgia
Athlete’s Foot / Butt Implants / Cooking Crack / Divorce / Spanx / Weave / What is tofu?
Idaho
Bigfoot, Caramel Corn, Potato, Unicorns
Indiana
Avon / Creationism / Communism / Diabetes / I have a rash /Jared Fogle (Subway spokesman) / Pacifism
Kansas
Hoof and Mouth Disease / “How I Met Your Mother” (TV show) / Toupee
Continue to learn Estately’s picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado.
Kentucky
Black Friday / Bowling / Creed (band) / Demonic Possession / Lyrics to Happy Birthday / New Year’s Resolution / Obama Is the Antichrist (tied with Alabama) / Whores
Missouri
Family Circus (comic) / Nelly (rapper)
Iowa
Bacon / Corn / County Fair / Drake (sadly, not the rapper) / First Amendment / Gay Marriage
Nebraska
Jazzercise / Shuffleboard
Texas
Are dinosaurs real? / Are zombies real? / The Bill of Rights / Boogers / Calf Implants / Can dogs talk? / Chupacrabra / Curves International (company) / Do I have herpes? / Does beer make you fat? / Government Mind Control / How to cook meth? / How to sell your soul to the Devil? / Justin Bieber (singer) / Krunk / Meth Recipes / Porn / Purple Drank / Rodeo / Snake Bites / Tacos
Rhode Island
Andre the Giant / Beer Pong / Blumpkins / How to roll a blunt? / MSNBC
Wyoming
Ann Coulter / The Constitution / Crank / Rush Limbaugh / Sheep / Socialism
New Mexico
Frito Pie / Juggalos / Peyote / U.F.O.
North Carolina
Barbecue / Charles Barkley’s Golf Swing / White Snake (band) / Your Mama Jokes
Oklahoma
Atheism / Benghazi / Miley Cyrus / Noodling / Obama Muslim / Pat Robertson / PT Cruiser
Continue to learn Estately’s picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado.
Tennessee
Elvis Presley / Is my wife cheating?
Nevada
Bitcoin / Breast Implants / Gamblers Anonymous / Great White (band) / Guy Fiery (TV chef) / Online Poker / Quiet Riot (band) / Tattoo Removal
Utah
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints / Def Leppard (band) / Demolition Derby / Girls Gone Wild / Global Warming Hoax / Jay Leno / Kama Sutra / Laser Hair Removal / Magic Tricks / Mustaches / Star Trek / Star Wars / Twinkie / Tinder / Twilight (book series) / Weird Al Yankovic (singer) / What is the internet?
Vermont
Kale Recipe / Annie Lennox (musician) / “The Daily Show” (TV show) / Gwar (band) / Poetry / Phish (band) / LSD / Stephen Colbert
Washington
Circumcision / Dungeons & Dragons / Gluten / Judas Priest (band) / Non-Alcoholic Beer / Pho, Quinoa / Rachel Maddow (TV Host) / Unicorn Tattoo / Happy Hour
West Virginia
Anarchy / Belly Button Piercing / Cat Videos / Conspiracy Theories / Ferrets / Ghosts / How to make moonshine? / Infected Piercing / Meat Loaf Recipe / Methadone / Nancy Grace / Scabies / Second Amendment / Steroids / Vampires / Who let the dogs out?
Pennsylvania
Back Shaving / Beer / Competitive Eating / Eagles (band) / Freedom / Furries / Heroin / Jello Wrestling / Madden NFL (video game) / Malt Liquor / “Married With Children” (TV show), Major League Baseball / National Hockey League / Online Dating / Oxycodone / Partying / Taylor Swift (singer) / What is ketchup?
Virginia
Barney & Friends (TV show)/ Blackeyed Peas (music group) / Che Guevara / Evolution / Farmville / Shakira (singer)
Florida
Alligator Wrestling / Botox / Eyebrow Piercing / Hulk Hogan / Juviderm / Lice / Mazda Miata / MDMA / Obamacare / Stand Your Ground / Swingers / Viagra / What is sarcasm?
California
Alcoholics Anonymous / Bros Before Hos / Dandruff Cure / Food Poisoning / Google Glass / Kim Kardashian / Meat is Murder / Paris Hilton / Pokemon / Rogaine / What does Siri look like?
Continue to learn Estately’s picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado.
Wisconsin
Beanie Babies / Green Party / Log Rolling / Menthol Cigarettes / Mike’s Hard Lemonade / Oprah’s Book Club / Survival Shelter
South Carolina
The Benghazi Attack / Golf / Hootie & the Blowfish (band) / Nudist Colony
Alabama
FOX News / God / Impeach Obama / Jesus / Jessica Simpson / Obama Is The Antichrist / Polka / Satan
Arizona
Conjugal Visits / Hippies / Scorpion Sting / How are babies made?
Ohio
Lebron James / Libertarian / P90X / Raccoon Hunting / Weight Watchers
North Dakota
Aliens / Chewing Tobacco / Curling / Fergie (singer) / Figure Skating / Mötley Crüe
Mississippi
Candy Crush / Codeine / Dog Fighting / Lose Weight / Making Crack / Tupac Is Alive / Twerking / What is Instagram?
Louisiana
Alligator Hunting / Channing Tatum / “Golden Girls” (TV show) / Paternity Test / Pope Francis
Massachusetts
Canadian Men / Eyebrow Waxing / George Costanza / Hangover Cure / Muppets / PCP / Tinder / Yoga
New Jersey
Bon Jovi / Britney Spears / Cure for Baldness / Girdles / New Jersey Jokes / Pantaloons / Six Pack Abs / Teletubbies / Thumb Wrestling
Colorado
CrossFit / Marijuana / Paleo Diet / Rocky Mountain Oysters / Tim Tebow
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