Is that gourd goodness in your pocket? Or…

Step 1: Place mind in gutter. Step 2: Look at the cover of today's "Grow" section in the Denver Post. Step 3: Giggle. Step 4: Wonder why there's a third round object at the base of the tallest gourd. Overcompensation?...
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Step 1: Place mind in gutter.

Step 2: Look at the cover of today’s “Grow” section in the Denver Post.

Step 3: Giggle.

Step 4: Wonder why there’s a third round object at the base of the tallest gourd. Overcompensation?

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