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Funniest Tweets Accusing Just-Engaged Tim Tebow of Not Being a Virgin

Not everyone on Twitter believes just-engaged former Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow is still a virgin.
By Michael RobertsJanuary 11, 2019
"Jesus forgives you for doubting I'm still a virgin."

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Tim Tebow will forever be associated with the Denver Broncos, thanks to his stint early this decade with the squad, as well as his assertion that he was going to stay a virgin until marriage. But Tebow was replaced by Peyton Manning in the Broncos’ lineup early in 2012, and now his virginity’s expiration date appears to be approaching, too: He just announced his engagement to former Miss Universe Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters.

While plenty of folks took to Twitter after the January 10 announcement to joke about the 31-year-old Tebow finally getting the chance to learn firsthand about the joys of sex, a select few stepped up to express doubts that his V-card remains unpunched.

It’s true! There are indeed people cynical enough to believe that The Chosen One has chosen to venture into the bedroom for something other than sleep! And they’ve expressed their doubts in hilarious ways.

See what we mean by counting down our picks for the twenty funniest tweets about Tebow’s big moment, capped by a true believer who offers a compelling argument for why Timmy hasn’t strayed.

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

michaelrobertscolo@gmail.com

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