Gratuitous Randomness: Lawn gnomes

Because it's a slow news day, each Wednesday, we bring you the best of our weird internetz world in a collection of loosely related items about whatever topic we happen to come up with. Today, in honor of the San Luis Obispo Police Department's ridiculous press release warning parents about...
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Because it’s a slow news day, each Wednesday, we bring you the best of our weird internetz world in a collection of loosely related items about whatever topic we happen to come up with. Today, in honor of the San Luis Obispo Police Department’s ridiculous press release warning parents about the menace of pedobear, we’re bringing you lawn gnomes, pretty much just because they remind us vaguely of pedobear. So here you go: 11 images involving lawn gnomes.

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