"Wow," I remarked. If there was a way that Denver Parks and Recreation could waste *more* money, I don't know what it is (and please, DP&R, don't take this as a challenge or a dare, I beg you).
Here are five reasons why Denver's "GoosInator" goose-scaring machine for parks is super-stupid. I sincerely hope that whoever bought these kept the receipts, or at least got the extended warranty plan.
See also: - Occupy Denver: Parks and Rec launches expensive park clean-up, protesters help - Beware the golden egg of Denver's goose harrassers - What's good for the (Canada) goose isn't really good for Denver