Most people go to hot springs to relax, but lately I’ve begun to feel we’re not all on the same page. With that in mind, here’s a hot-springs etiquette list so that you can fit in like a native.
1. No Loud Music
You may love Fetty Wap, but coming out of your tiny phone speaker it sounds like garbage...and I don’t mean the band. Ultimately, no one wants to hear your music — they want to relax in peace and quiet. Invest in waterproof headphones if Trap Queen is really integral to your soaking experience.
2. No Cannonballs
In fact, no jumping in the water at all! Not only is it unsafe in most instances, but it’s incredibly disruptive to anyone who's trying to have a peaceful float, as they’re suddenly thrust into a stormy, wavy ocean of hot water. No one wants to get splashed in the face, and plus: What are you, five?
3. No PDAs
When I worked at the venerable Rock Island nightclub, a lot of people would get caught having sex there. The staff had a stock line that we would use to break it up: “We don’t serve drinks in your bedroom, so please don’t fuck in our bar.” The same goes for hot springs: Your PDA is making everyone else uncomfortable. Get a room. Or at least a tent.
Doing coke off your smartphone probably isn’t okay anywhere, but at hot springs, it’s downright stupid — especially if you value either. Water + phones + powdery drugs don't mix would seem like a no-brainer rule, but yes: I actually witnessed this. In general, drugs, alcohol and hot springs don’t mix. Sure, weed is legal, but don’t get so stoned you put yourself in danger, and not everyone is going to welcome the smell of your sticky blunt. More important, there’s actual science behind the need to be a teetotaler in the springs: both alcohol and hot water can leave you dangerously dehydrated, leading to dizziness, confusion or even fainting, which puts you at risk of drowning. Hot water can also lower your blood pressure, another dangerous combo with alcohol. Drunk people are obnoxious; drunk dead people pretty much end the party right there.
5. Keep Quiet
And speaking of parties, you may be there with a group of friends and having the time of your life, but use your indoor voices, even if you’re outdoors: No one cares to hear you wooting or screaming with laughter. At most hot springs, loud conversation is discouraged, especially if you’re in a place with caves where it echoes. Not everyone feels chatty, so don’t be offended if the introvert near you who's trying to de-stress in silence doesn't feel like engaging.
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