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Really? We mean, really? The Situation is still hooked on the Sammi and Ronnie fight drug? As if this guy needed to play himself out any more like the bored, oversexed, tan and drama-addicted freak show that he is, this finale episode opens to just that. He’s on the duck phone with his boy who supposedly hooked up with Sammi, then Ronnie gets on the duck phone, then Sammi gets on the duck phone and boom — The sitch gets his blowout. Family dinner still goes down as planned, and everyone eats while — surprise!– Ronnie and Sammi fight.
The next morning, Ronnie and Sammi have another one of those “this is it” conversations about their dead horse relationship. There is a lot of discussion of the state of the relationship, and a lot of close-ups of their furrowing brows. We then get to watch everyone pack, making Sammi and Ronnie’s fighting actually look entertaining for a split second. Goodbyes are said, and Snooki admits to the camera directly that she really prefers Ronnie to Sammi. The end.
Semi-memorable quotes:
“I can do the worm pretty good; I just didn’t want my cooca to come out.” – Snooki
“Whiskey dick is when a guy can’t have sex for like, five hours, because he’s so drunk. Or his penis is so drunk.” – Snooki
“Nobody touches my clams. I’ll cut their fingers off.” – Ronnie
“Why are you upset about you being a cockblocker?” – Vinnie
“Have sex with an old man, steal a plant, get arrested. Do whatever.” – Snooki
“It’s our last day at The Shore Store, and I have the full intention of not working today at all.” – Ronnie
“I actually base my outfits on my kicks — I start from the ground up.” – Pauly D
