Seven Leaf-Peeping Tips for Transplants — Go for the Gold!

The trees are already changing, and this weekend, massive swaths of forest in the high country will begin to glow in gorgeous shades of yellow, orange and red. As the weather turns colder, week by week trees in other regions will shed their leaves, until finally the groves of the San Juans in the southwest corner of the state will give it up amid the snows of mid-October.  The quivering yellow aspen are Colorado's number-one visual association for a reason.

Still, there's a right way and a wrong way to go "leaf-peeping." In fact, you never heard that pathetically precious term until a few years ago. We used to just say, "Let's go look at the trees." Every fall over the past fifty years, I’ve been dragged by parents, girlfriends, wives and/or children into the Colorado mountains to look at the changing colors, and I've learned the hard way the best way to do it. With so many new arrivals in the state, I'm now sharing my hard-earned knowledge. Here are some tips and tricks to keep in mind when you head out to see the turning leaves.
1. “It’s not like back east.”
No, it’s not. Anyone who’s seen a New England autumn will know that Colorado’s color palette is much more limited and that the areas that change color are relatively sparse, which is why you have to trek to see them. If some smartass rags you about it, simply respond that this year, the chlorophyll degradation into colorless tetrapyrolles failed to affect spectral deviation as widely, due to a relative lack of simple sugars in the leaf bodies. Ha! That’ll show ’em.

2. Avoid the crowds.
Most folks have to go on the weekends, but if you can possibly go during the week, the roads will be less crowded. If you must go on the weekend, think about staying overnight somewhere close to your destination(s) and catching the colors during the periods photographers call “the golden hours” — the first hour after sunrise and before sunset. The visual results are spectacular.

3. It will take all day.
There are half-day drives from Denver, but why would you hurry? Whether you want to go slow or not, there will be traffic, so just forget about getting other things done that day and submit to the experience.

Keep reading for more leaf-peeping tips.

4. Have a designated driver.
The worst driving on Colorado roads happens during leaf-peeping season. People weave, stop, back up, turn blindly, and park on the shoulder and in the road. Some of the most scenic roads are unpaved, and many have no shoulders or guardrails. You cannot drive and look at the same time. You cannot take pictures and drive at the same time. Make the person with a driver's license who cares the least about scenery take the wheel, and share your pictures later.

5. Some people will not be interested.
I’m talking about the children. Given the amount of portable electronic sedation available, this should not be a problem – except that parents are apt to snatch these soothing devices away from them during leaf-peeping time and yell, “Look out the window! It’s beautiful! Appreciate nature! You’re missing it!” Do us all a favor. Give the kids their phones back.
6. Be prepared.
Winter is nigh, and temperatures fluctuate from blazing hot to freezing cold quickly in the high country. Dress in layers, stay hydrated and use sunscreen; the UV rays are intense at high altitudes. Check the weather forecast for the area where you're headed: Many fall-foliage sessions have been cut short by early blizzards.

7. Buy something from the locals.
Some of these special autumn locations are in the middle of nowhere, flanked by small towns that pay a lot of winter bills with autumn tourism income. Buy a tank of gas from them, purchase a wacky refrigerator magnet, and attend their pancake breakfasts. 

Tomorrow: Ten places to see the leaves turn (and maybe avoid the crowds).

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Brad Weismann became an award-winning writer and editor after spending years as a comedian. He's written about everything from grand opera to movies for a diverse array of magazines, newspapers and websites worldwide.