But you can cut down your own Christmas tree in Colorado. Here's how to do it legally:
Apply to chop down a tree
Golden Gate Canyon State Park's application window closed on November 15; the $35 permits will be awarded by lottery. The tree-capitation ceremony will be held Saturday, December 7. Lest it seem like wholesale fir genocide, any species of tree may be slaughtered and strapped to the roof of your car for your Christmas pleasure. Just remember, don't be like Chevy Chase's Clark Griswold: Bring a hand saw to Golden Gate Canyon. (Seriously: No power tools will be allowed.)Denver Parks and Recreation is getting in on the axe-tion too. For the low, low price of nothing, you can apply for a tree-chopping permit anytime between now and December 21. The outdoor chopping mall is somewhere near Evergreen, and directions to the site will be provided with your free permit. Email DenverMountainParks@denvergov.
Locations farther afield
The U.S. Forest Service will be selling permits through December 31 for various federal lands across Colorado, including Colorado River Valley, Grand Junction, Gunnison, Kremmling, Little Snake, Royal Gorge, San Luis Valley, Tres Rios, Uncomphagre and White River.Species available include subalpine fir, Engelmann spruce, lodgepole pine, pinyon pine, Juniper, bristlecone pine, Douglas fir and ponderosa pine, although local restrictions may apply. The local district office will have more instructions.
In the meantime, you can find the basic info by signing up at recreation.gov.