And believe us, it is just like your mom and dad talking to you about intercourse: They use words like "linger" and "sensual," only heightening the embarrassment and heebie-jeebie factor of this video. Below, Jennifer and Dan tell you how to seduce a woman's face, and we give you some tips on how to make a creepy Make-Out 101 video.
Tip #1: Make sure the stuff you have scrolling on the screen sounds extra-legit Wait. So, Jennifer and Dan, are we reading what we think we're reading? There are 25 ways for a woman's partner to make her orgasm? This shouldn't be relegated to the bottom of a YouTube video; this should be national news. Thanks for alerting us. Tip #2: Dress like teenagers preparing for a job interview Nothing says "I'm an authority on something" like a button-up shirt and no tie. For the ladies, a graphic T-shirt with some kind of crazy design works just fine, too, as long as you've got a ton of makeup on. Whether you're trying to get someone to kiss you by staring into his or her eyes or you're filling out an application at Best Buy, these outfits are going to take you places. Tip #3: Two words: cue cards Want to look organized? Want to seem researched on your subject? Get some cue cards. It doesn't matter if there is actually any information written on them, just as long as they are neat and visible. Dan & Jennifer went the extra mile and had a logo put on the backs of theirs, which, for some reason, assures us (and, more importantly, their YouTube students) that the cards are full of valuable tips and tricks for kissing and shit.